<$Susan Goodwill$>

Monday, April 17, 2006

What Has Six Teeth and an IQ of 65?

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.

From the Stupid Criminals' Hall of Shame
Ahhhh, yes. Love the stoopid criminals.